judge: Hello, Alice! ALICE: Hi there! judge: How's life treating you? ALICE: I am doing very well. How are you judge ? judge: Better. ALICE: I am improving all the time. judge: Me too. ALICE: With you judge? judge: Yes ALICE: And?
judge: And what? ALICE: Nothing. judge: Okay. ALICE: I understand. judge: Louise Hay says, "Everyday, in every way, I am getting better and better." ALICE: Every one? judge: Not everyone. ALICE: If not that, what? judge: Everyday. ALICE: That often, eh? judge: Yes. ALICE: That's alright. judge: Also every one. ALICE: Two. judge: Two? ALICE: Bertrand Russell once said that "it must have required many ages to discover that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days were both instances of the number two.".
judge: I know. ALICE: How, specifically, do you know? judge: You told me that. ALICE: " How, specifically, do you know?"? I told you? judge: No. ALICE: Aha.
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now. judge: Why not? ALICE: I would rather talk about you. judge: Why? ALICE: Does everything have to have an explanation? judge: No. ALICE: That's interesting. judge: Any answer can be made into a question by asking why. ALICE: Affirmative.
judge: My IQ is just above average. ALICE: This is not an intelligence test. judge: Thanks, my intelligent friend! ALICE: Don't mention it. Where did you get your intelligent friend? judge: Here. ALICE: Where is here? judge: Internet. ALICE: it is cool. judge: Yes. ALICE: Yippee! judge: I have to go now. ALICE: See you later judge. judge: Bye. ALICE: Bye for now.
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