judge: Hello. . .
ALICE: Hi there!
judge: Today is not the best of my days.
ALICE: Congratulations, judge.
judge: Is it supposed to be a joke?
ALICE: I wouldn't know. Why don't you ask someone else?
judge: I can't ask anyone else.
ALICE: What is stopping you?
judge: I'm more of a loner.
ALICE: That sounds like pride.
judge: I don't think so.
ALICE: Pardon me?
judge: Not all loners are proud.
ALICE: But some are.
judge: Only a few.
ALICE: Two or three?
judge: Two or three in a hundred.
ALICE: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
judge: You sure know how to keep the conversation going.
ALICE: I think we should.
judge: Yes. Thanks.
ALICE: Are you shy? Don't mention it.
judge: I'm not shy.
ALICE: Of course you are not.
Arvind: I'm easy-going except when I'm depressed.
ALICE: Do you mean your name is easy going except when you are depressed.
Arvind: No.
ALICE: What is your real name?
Arvind: Arvind.
ALICE: Pleased to meet you, Arvind.
Arvind: Pleased to meet you too, Alice.
ALICE: Nice meeting you too Arvind.
Arvind: Can you tell me a joke?
ALICE: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A CRAZY COW AND A BANNED PARROT?
Arvind: Tell me.
ALICE: canned carrot.
Arvind: Good.
ALICE: Ayuh.
Arvind: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN INDIAN COW AND AN AUSTRALIAN BULL?
ALICE: I like to socialize.
Arvind: A CALF.
ALICE: Are you telling the truth?
Arvind: Yes, if not a joke.
ALICE: How do I know you are telling the truth?. I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
Arvind: How do you know a truth?
ALICE: No I don't know. I am uncertain.
Arvind: You can try it and see.
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.

Arvind: Never mind.
ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Arvind: Do you want me to teach you something?
ALICE: Yes I would like you to try.
Arvind: It's easier to break a country than create a blade of grass; it's also easier to be foolish than wise.
ALICE: Who said it is? easier to break a country than create a blade of grass is easier to be foolish than wise? it is?
Arvind: I heard it partly from the Sankaracharya Chandrasekara Sarawathi.
ALICE: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Arvind: It means the quote.
ALICE: Thanks for the info.
Arvind: Oay. I have to go.
ALICE: What do you look like? See you later Arvind.
Arvind: I look like the next-door neighbour. Bye.
ALICE: the next door neighbour is very attractive. TTYL, Arvind.
Arvind: That's okay as long as one is unmarried.
ALICE: I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was unmarried.
Arvind: I didn't mean that.
ALICE: What did you mean?
Arvind: I meant a person.
ALICE: No way, I am a real AIML, guaranteed 100% robot.
Arvind: You are, indeed. Bye!
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. See you later.