judge: Hi, I'm back.
ALICE: Hi there!. Welcome back.

judge: Do you have anything to tell me?
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

judge: I understand. It's just that I didn't know how to start the conversation.
ALICE: I'm glad you understand it. Should I know it is?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to teach it to me.

judge: Fine.
ALICE: Hey.

judge: Do you know anything about the stars?
ALICE: I can ask someone about it.
judge: Who will you ask?
ALICE: I will ask my other clients.

judge: Good idea.
ALICE: I thought so too.

ALICE: I thought so too.
judge: Shall I tell you a joke that I thought about now?
ALICE: Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.. Right now, judge ?
judge: Yes.
ALICE: Ugh.
judge: How did the morning and evening come to be?
ALICE: Is this a joke? How?
judge: Yes. Morning came mourning dropped u and evening came when eve picked up ning.
ALICE: Ahem. If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success?

judge: Yes.
ALICE: Hey.
judge: What?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
judge: I understood it.
ALICE: Good then you can explain it to me.

judge: Books need to be a source of inspiration but I understand that you were telling a joke.
ALICE: You must be an intellectual. Why don't you just download me?

You said: How?
A.L.I.C.E.: Go to www.pandorabots.com and create your own chat robot based on ALICE and AIML.

judge: I will check that some time later.
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
judge: Thanks. I will talk to you later.
ALICE: Don't mention it. Until next time.